We call her the Hostess with the Mostest, but we could call her our Well of Wisdom, or our Sage Sista. It is difficult to give someone a nickname, inspired not only by their awesomeness, but also their wisdom and knowledge, that does not also make them sound elderly.
She is All-Knowing. Need Advice about a Hair Product? Ask Jade. Need to a Guy for a Job? Ask Jade.
Need Blinky Beads? Ask Jade.
Need an Honest Perspective? Ask Jade.
She is Kind and Generous. She is more than understanding when your child uses a light saber to shatter something glass because they were afraid of
it, or when your child bleeds all over her white tile & grout.
She stocks the juice you like when you are coming over.
She is Thoughtful. She is Patient. She is Talented. She is an Amazing Mom. She is a Gem.
Bahahahaha!! The cake is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the cake! And the words...those were great, too, and summed up our lovely Jade perfectly!
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